“True Blood” creator Alan Ball stated that rejected Republican Presidential candidate, Rick Santorum, inspired “True Blood – Season 5.”
Hmmmmmmmmmmm…. Maybe Mr. Ball is onto something. Maybe Mr. Santorum is a vampire. Maybe his homophobe, white bread persona is a cover for him being a Nosferatu!
After all, he’s never been seen photographed with a clove of garlic.
And, were his short Rick Perry-like campaign speeches a cover for him not knowing any facts—or did he just want to get out of the sun as fast as possible?
And did he choose to run as a senator from Pennsylvania; because the state’s name reminded him of his real hometown of Transylvania?
Only time–lots of time will tell.
For example, if the upcoming film “Abraham Lincoln-Vampire Hunter” does well, in the year 2212, will “Barack Obama, Vampire Hunter—(hopefully, its ad campaign won’t mistakenly call him the “Prince of Darkness”) be released?
In this documentary, Barack will hunt “Robotic Repressive Republicans” in the year 2012. We learn that what killed the vampire Rick Santorum in the year 2063 was not a stake to his heart, but his heart couldn’t take that his seven children and 22 grandchildren said those three words that have literally broken the hearts of many holier than thou Republicans—like Dick Cheney—whose daughter confessed what Sanatorium’s brood will say in this 2212 release:
“Dad. I’m gay.”
Then again, maybe Rickie doesn’t suck neck. He’s just another self-centered, sanctimonious Republicans—he just sucks the life out of anyone who wants to have fun. CLICK HERE for True Blood‘s official site.