NEWS FLASH: Adam Brody will play Linda Lovelace’s “Deep Throat” co-star Harry Reems in the upcoming biopic “Lovelace.” Mr. Brody playing Mr. Reems not only goes disproves the saying “there aren’t any small roles, there are only small actors,” but the casting news gets worst: ingenue Amanda Seyfried is in talks to play Linda Lovelace. History and photographs show that Linda Lovelace looked way too old before her time—the first of many Judy Garland(s) of porn. A real casting director for a future film like “The Jenna Jameson Story” would cast Betty White.
If Hollywood doesn’t know how to cast (Demi Moore as Gloria Steinem?), surely they won’t know how to film the end of the sad life of Linda Lovelace—who died in a car accident. They’ll most likely have Ms. Lovelace drive the “Knightrider” car; which would tell her, “Linda. You’ll get in an accident if you don’t place your hands on the steering wheel and get your mouth off of my stickshift.” No doubt, if “Lovelace” is successful, there’ll be a spinoff—like a Broadway play called “Lovelace—The Musical.” Taking a cue from the comedian Gallagher, the first ten rows of the theater would have to be covered in clear plastic—to spare the audience from the play’s climactic ending.
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