Jennifer Aniston Keeps Us Abreast…Hidden?!

Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston

Out of consideration for her current boyfriend, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Anistonhad her naked na-na’s pulled from her new movie “Wanderlust,”  reports The Wrap.

The question arises:

Aniston with Justin Theroux in "Wanderlust" (Universal)
Aniston with Justin Theroux in "Wanderlust" (Universal)

Do you think Brad Pitt would be still with her if she let him pull her naked na-na’s like she pulls movies?

Also:

At the age of 43, yes, Ms. Aniston is still a viable SAG actress.  But her two attributes are also starting to SAG.  And in Hollywood-Land, when a woman hits 40, roles calling for the “hot woman on the prowl” become as rare as Bobby Brown passing a surprise drug test.  Frankly, Ms. Aniston should treat her breasts like the late, great Whitney Houston’s funeral home is treating her body: all deserve a private viewing.  However, she did let her sweater puppies bark in public before (see her semi-topless scene in “Horrible Bosses”).  Why so camera shy now?

Then again…

Maybe she should listen more to Justin Theroux instead of Kevin Huvane (her CAA agent)–who can be partially, if not totally blamed for the cinematic sludge she has appeared in.

Jennifer Aniston in "Wanderlust" (Universal Pictures)
Jennifer Aniston in "Wanderlust" (Universal Pictures)

It’s an ages old conundrum: should an actress please the handler of her breasts (her boyfriend) or the handler of her career (her agent)?

Or, is the reason Ms. Aniston is shy about doing a topless scene is because she’s afraid her chesticles will be exhibited worldwide which includes Kenya–where no doubt, her future adopted child waits for her or Sandra Bullock or Madonna or….

CLICK HERE for the complete report by The Wrap.

“Wanderlust” bares it all on the big screen, on Feb. 24, 2012. CLICK HERE for the film’s Facebook Page.

Music Video: Tim Permanent – “Busy”

R.I.P. Madonna: The Latest Tweet Kill?