Archive for 'Random Jabber'
Hollywood Power Moms: Powerfully Wrong!?
Posted on12. May, 2012 by Mark DiPonto.
A very old and very non-PC joke is: What’s the most confusing day in _____ ? (INSERT YOUR LEAST FAVORITE PART OF A CITY)? Answer: Mother’s Day. Unfortunately, the definition of a true mother has now become terminally blurred. A mother is supposed to nourish their children; not make them part of a national punch-line [...]
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Beastie Boy Adam (MCA) Yauch, Gone – Or Is He?
Posted on07. May, 2012 by Mark DiPonto.
Needless to say, the music world was shaken up by the demise of Beastie Boy Adam Yauch, 47, leaving his group with an impossible void to fill. Or, will they fill it later…and tour? To explain, thanks to the great strides made in the hologram industry (see hologram Tupac at Coachella), a musician’s final exit [...]
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Just Who is “The Lucky One?”
Posted on10. Apr, 2012 by Mark DiPonto.
A scene any where in America:A couple arrives home from Walmart, count off “1-2-3!” and anxiously rip open their “Once in a lifetime sale of a discounted Thomas Kinkade original (?) “sunlight” print!” They proudly hang it in their living room and, in preparation for its Friday film opening, re-read romance novel hack Nicholas Sparks’ [...]
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Jeremy Renner Doesn’t Want To Play The Fame Game
Posted on08. Apr, 2012 by Mark DiPonto.
Jeremy Renner on rumors that he’s gay: “I want my personal life to be personal, and it’s not [bleeping] true,” he snarled (reports Hollywood Reporter). “And I don’t care if you’re talking about things that are true, you’re still talking about my personal life.” What Tom Cruise would think after reading the above: “Man, the press [...]
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Levi Can’t Keep It In His Levi’s
Posted on04. Apr, 2012 by Mark DiPonto.
Levi Johnston, the ungainfully unemployed 18 year old donor of baby batter to Bristol Palin, again has shown he has knocked up more women than female boxer Laila Ali. Yes, this time he has stuck it to Sunny Oglesby, a 20-year-old teacher (who no doubt doesn’t teach sex education) who, like Levi, is also from [...]
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I’d really like to be Jennifer Lawrence right about now
Posted on12. Mar, 2012 by Amanda Palasciano.
Celebrity Buzz: it’s not really a secret that Jennifer Lawrence is about to skyrocket to mega stardom. Anyone with ears has heard of the Hunger Games at this point. Yet there is some part of it that feels clairvoyant anyway. Like I am a star voyeur peaking in the fame making factory. This girl went [...]
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R.I.P. Madonna: The Latest Tweet Kill?
Posted on19. Feb, 2012 by Amanda Palasciano.
Celebrity Buzz: these days you are nobody until the Internet kills you. More specifically, Twitter. It’s pretty sad that once the trending condolences come down the pike, we have to check the validity as the tactless joke has been on repeat all year. The newest victim? Madonna. Only this faux death is being put on [...]
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Jennifer Aniston Keeps Us Abreast…Hidden?!
Posted on19. Feb, 2012 by Mark DiPonto.
Out of consideration for her current boyfriend, Justin Theroux, Jennifer Anistonhad her naked na-na’s pulled from her new movie “Wanderlust,” reports The Wrap. The question arises: Do you think Brad Pitt would be still with her if she let him pull her naked na-na’s like she pulls movies? Also: At the age of 43, yes, [...]
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Love Grows Where Tom Brady Blows
Posted on07. Feb, 2012 by Mark DiPonto.
…or should we say, where Tom Brady blows–as in his two losing Super Bowls. Unfortunately, it appears his Brazilian wife, Gisele Bündchen, couldn’t see the game through her rose-colored Oakley glasses. She pouted: “My husband cannot f****ing throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time! I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many [...]
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